This is a first in a new series I'm calling "Life Lessons" which will consist of several different "courses" such as "Talking To Me 101," "Words To the Unwise 207" and "Get It Through Your Thick Skull 116." These will be memes you might like to share as you see fit. Which means I'm asking you to share them. Which means I'm begging you to share them. Which means I'm so desperate for the hits that I'll literally resort to begging to make these things go viral. Yes, it's pathetic, but so is most behavior on the Internet. Deal with it.